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sadvirginsacrifice:

my autobiography

sadvirginsacrifice:

my autobiography

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lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

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nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

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heart:

heart:

what do you guys think the point of life is

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this was beautiful to read

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orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.

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benedict-cumberbeauty:

I laughed too hard at this

benedict-cumberbeauty:

I laughed too hard at this

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theravensden:

Peace in the woods

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thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

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laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

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Le Fabuleux Destin d’Amélie Poulain (2001)
dir. Jean-Pierre Jeunet

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humorprince:

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

 

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  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh